Pity the pig. Pauvre petite porker. He pokes his probiscus into often poorly ventilated piles of p---p (you get the point).

But pigs are pretty. They have pointy feet and pearly teeth.

Did you ever dream about being able to speak PIG? Not Pig-latin (igpay atinla) If so, say all these words in order...

Piggies
About
Talking
Wuz
Dummy
This
Long
How
Look

Then say the word pig before each word.
Piggies
About
Talking
Wuz
Dummy
This
Long
How
Look

Now say the word pig after each of these words.
Piggies
About
Talking
Wuz
Dummy
This
Long
How
Look

Now say pig before AND after each word.
Piggies
About
Talking
Wuz
Dummy
This
Long
How
Look

Now read the words going up begining with look.
Piggies
About
Talking
Wuz
Dummy
This
Long
How
Look

Hey, this is Friday of a week where I've stretched my brain...you expected pearls of wisdom maybe?

Maybe next week.

Thanks for your comments throughout the week - they've helped put some humor into this exercise.